编曲：The Weird Uncles (Chuck Payne, Jacob Liang, Joanna Wang, Matt Fullen, Yohei Yamada)


Maybe it is time old man
尊敬的长者啊，也许是时候

That you declared the rightful heir
宣布继承你的财产的

To your property
正当继承人了。

It's all written out I just need your name on the dotted line
把财产全部写出来，我只需要你签名在虚线上，

Oh won't you please
噢，可以吗？

Maybe it is time old man
年长者啊，也许是时候

That you declared the rightful heir
宣布继承你的财产的

To your property
正当继承人了。

It's all written out I just need your name on the dotted line
把财产全部写出来，我只需要你签名在虚线上，

Oh won't you please
噢，求你了！

Fancy clothes and jewelry
当那些超乎想象的

Beyond my wildest dreams
华贵的衣服和珠宝

While all that awaits me
全部在等着我时，

I'd better have myself a think
我最好有个自己的主意。

What can I do to expedite this process you ask me
你问我，我能怎么做才能更快的继承财产呢？

Well it takes not much to execute his final deed to me
嗳，让他把最后的财产立下契约转让给我非常简单，

A few drops in his drink or a needle in his sleep
在他的酒中滴几滴液体或是在他睡着的时候用针扎他

Oh so many things to scheme
啊，有这么多阴谋要策划，

I must not forget to weep
（得逞后）我一定不会忘了为他哀悼。

Maybe it is time old man that you declared the rightful heir
老头子啊，快点给我

To your property
宣布继承你的财产的

It's all written out I just need your name on the dotted line
正当继承人。

Oh won't you please
咦，难道你不愿意吗？

Fancy clothes and jewelry
当那些超乎想象的

Beyond my wildest dreams
华贵的衣服和珠宝

While all that awaits me
全部在等着我时，

I'd better have myself a think
我最好有个自己的主意。

What can I do to expedite this process you ask me
你问我，我能怎么做才能更快的继承财产呢？

Well it takes not much to execute his final deed to me
嗳，让他把最后的财产立下契约转让给我非常简单，

A few drops in his drink or a needle in his sleep
在他的酒中滴几滴液体或是在他睡着的时候用针扎他

Oh so many things to scheme
啊，有这么多阴谋要策划，

I must not forget to weep
我一定会为你哀悼的！