米：If you weren’t born with it
你若天生不美丽
You can buy a couple ornaments
可以买几件装饰品
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
但孩子我要警告你
Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it
因为你不久就会厌倦这样的自己
Y：***ual, hey girl if you wanna feel ***ual
如果你想来点刺♂激♀的
You can always call up a professional
你可以叫来专业人士
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
他们会像对蔬菜一样在你身上插针

Y：Kids forever kids forever
童颜永驻，珍惜现在吧
Baby soft skin turns into leather
孩童般的皮肤终会老如皮革的
米：Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic
但也不必在意，只是一副皮囊罢了
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
如果你天生不美丽，没人会喜欢你


Y：Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
番薯女士告诉我吧，为了一副皮囊付出这么多值得吗？
米：Does a new face come with a warranty?
你的新面容会永驻吗
Will a pretty face make it better?
有了好看的面容一切就会变好吗？
Y：Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
土豆先生告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery?
付出这一切真的值得吗?
米：Do you swear you’ll stay forever
你会一直留在她身边是吗
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她已不如从前
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的容貌再也不见

If you want a little more confidence
如果你想更有自信
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it’s common sense
再美的土豆，也终要变成薯条
All you need’s a couple more condiments
你只要加一点佐料
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
还有为之付出的那一切
It’s such a waste
那可真是浪费
When little girls grow into their mothers face
当一个女孩再活成她母亲的样子
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
完全的学会了复制与黏贴
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
傲娇的抿起嘴唇直到他们咽气

Kids forever kids forever
青春永驻，童颜长存
Baby soft skin turns into leather
孩童般的肌肤老如皮革
Don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic
不必在意那根本不重要
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
没有可爱的脸庞没人会爱你

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
番薯女士告诉我吧，付出这么多值得吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
你那美丽的脸庞不会逝去吗？
Will a pretty face make it better?
拥有美丽的脸庞一切就会变好了吗？
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
土豆先生告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery?
你真的愿意为之付出一切吗？
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
你会愿意陪在他身边吗
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使他的容颜再也不在了
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的面貌再不如前
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
其实她的容貌再也不见

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
番薯女士告诉我吧，付出的这一切真的值得吗？
Does a new face come with a warranty?
你能保证容貌永远年轻吗？
Will a pretty face make it better?
一副好的皮囊会让一切变好吗？
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
请土豆先生告诉我吧
How did you afford her surgery?
这样真的值得吗？
Do you swear you’ll stay forever
你会一直陪在她身边是吗？
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使他的容貌再也不见
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的脸庞不如初见
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的容貌再也不见
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的脸庞不如初见
Stay forever, stay forever
不离不弃，永世相依
Even if her face don’t stay together
即使她的脸庞不如初见